Obama & Mohammed..Knock'n On Heaven's Door!

04/15/2011

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  Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that   rises into the clouds .Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .' Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

 Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

 "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.  'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?"

  Obama says, “Yes please”!  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

 

  Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot………

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Worker's Strike....

03/28/2011

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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next
Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the
afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an
agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda Central announced that the
number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut
by 25%, from 72 to only 54, effective immediately. The rationale for the cut
was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and the
subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife, coupled with other factors
contributing to a decline in the virgin supply.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs
(or BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its
members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary
Mustapha Fook told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves
to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be
treated like this is like a kick in our teeth."

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently
resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize
with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet
their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day
Jihad in a competitive marketplace and a difficult economy. Thanks to
Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the
afterlife, which is not helped by the downturn in the economy which is
driving virgins to cash in their chastity. It's a straight choice between
reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting
compensation, but I'd hate to have to tell 3000 of my staff that they won't
be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in Newcastle, Middlesborough, Wales and the
entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their
operations as "There are no virgins in our areas anyway."

Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has also been
attributed to the emergence and popularity of that Scottish singing star,
Susan Boyle. Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are less
keen on rushing to paradise.
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Welcome To Edie's Blog.. There are enough categories Go Crazy!

03/21/2011

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Hey Gang thanks for checking out my Blog. I am opinionated so be prepared for my replies and I will honor your's.  My only request is to keep it reasonably clean no f words. Or I'll have to throw some WhoopAss On Ya!
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